One minute I was dancing to my song "The Nutcracker Groove"… the next, I woke up in a snow globe...

This Christmas, we’re not dragging old identities into new frequencies like some retro mall Santa still wearing last decade’s beard. No shade to nostalgia, but the past called, and it’s fine staying archived in your IG highlights. You’ve upgraded. The version of you who stayed quiet to “keep the peace,” who wore metaphorical beige to blend in, who RSVP’d to traditions that didn’t even fit? Yeah, they’ve left the group chat. And thank snow-glittered heaven for that. This seaso