Too Hot for the Nice List: A Holiday Rebellion with Sequins and Sass

(Based on "Santa's Naughty List" from the holiday album Utopian Light)

Every holiday season, there’s that one person who shows up to the party like it’s their runway: and let’s be real, it’s probably me (lol). No apology, no filter, just full-blown sparkle, mischief, and the kind of energy that makes gingerbread cookies blush.

Just think if you had lipstick smudged like war paint, eyes that twinkle like a disco ball, and boots made for stomping through every outdated tradition.

You didn’t just break the rules: you added fringe, metallic edging, and a backup dance crew with synchronized attitude. The result? A vibe that screams holiday fun in the sexiest, most fabulous way possible.

While everyone else is sipping cider and singing carols in key, you're rewriting the soundtrack with glitch-pop beats and winks. That naughty list is not a punishment, t's the VIP section.

The velvet rope parts, the sleigh doors open, and you're gliding in with a rosemary gin fizz and a grin that knows exactly what it's doing.

This is not the season for shrinking.

It’s for expanding - your joy, your laughter, your hemlines. For living loud and loving even louder. For kissing under neon mistletoe and unwrapping surprises that definitely didn’t come from the clearance bin at Target.

The truth is, Christmas has never looked so good. It means being bold enough to be you in a world begging for uniformity. It means you didn’t wait for permission to shine. It means showing up with glitter in your soul and a to-do list that reads: 1) dance, 2) be crazy 3) light up the room like your name’s literally on the marquee.

And once you do, it'll feel so right. Like the exact outfit you didn’t know you needed.

So go ahead.

Be wild.

Be a thrill.

Make the snow melt.

Whether you're rocking candy cane striped leather, neon-green faux fur, or giant LED-lit antlers, you were made for this moment.

Santa’s sleigh can wait.

The real party’s whenever you walk in.